Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

On stage Nov 23 - Dec 16, 2018

Based on the awesomely bad b-movie of the same name.

Adapted for the stage by Emma Drtina. 

Directed by Mic Evans  //  Assistant Director: Zoey Akers

Heather says: "This is not a new concept.  There is a quirky theater outside of LA that does this show every year and it sells out by Halloween.  We know we are not LA, but boy do the Akers love cheesy camp.  Someone said on Instagram that they hope the play is better than the movie and I am here to tell you…it’s NOT and we couldn’t be more happy about that.  With a little bit of a contemporary adaptation and a dash of MST 3k, we think this will be a silly, family-friendly way to celebrate your holidays.  When the stress of it all is weighing on your soul, what could be better than little kids in Martian make up?"

Richie says: "Let's be clear, this is going to be FUN! We are taking a holiday movie that is awesomely terrible, and making it one of the best family holiday shows you'll experience in your entire life. EVER. (Yes, this is really happening.)"

What they are saying...

Regularly appears on lists of the worst films ever made, and is regularly featured in the "bottom 100" list on the Internet Movie Database.

Was featured in an episode of the 1986 syndicated series, the Canned Film Festival.

The film took on newfound fame in the 1990s after being featured on an episode of the comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000.


  • Santa Claus: Bryan Schlotfelt
  • Mrs Claus: Melissa Chapman
  • Kimar: Kerry Partick
  • Momar: Marie Riechers
  • Bomar: Will Dybvig
  • Girmar: Kyra Clay
  • Billy: Jackson Dybvig
  • Betty: Sam Shannon
  • Rigna: Colleen Brown
  • Hargo: Zavier Alexander
  • Voldar: Dawn Stephens
  • Chochem/Reporter 1: Elizabeth Cwik
  • Dropo: Miguel Davidson
  • Winky: Tiffani Lubach
  • Stinky: Matthew Deets
  • Finky: Hannah Davenport
  • Andy Henderson: Todd Clay
  • Reporter 2: Theresa Alt
  • Dr. VonGreen: Valarie Clay
  • Martian Angel Choir: Freddie Hoffman, Brooks Morris, Olivia Morris, Lauren Kemp, Molly Bauercamper, Julia Bauercamper, Sophie Davidson, Corinne Owens
  • Martian Angel Choir Conductor: LoriAnn Lubach 
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